Dec. 23rd, 2006

annyka: (Default)
Annyka says:
hi
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas,Annyka!! I'm Santa Claus!

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
Annyka! says:
hermaphrodite
Santa Claus says:
Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.
Annyka! says:
both
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Am I talking to a boy or girl?
Annyka! says:
what do you think
Santa Claus says:
Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.
Annyka! says:
I thought you were supposed to know everything
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Am I talking to a boy or girl?
Annyka! says:
why don't you ask god
Santa Claus says:
Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.
Annyka! says:
grl
Santa Claus says:
And what do you want for Christmas, Annyka!?
Annyka! says:
fuck you
Santa Claus says:
That is entirely unnecessary.

Looks like you're going on the naughty list...
Annyka! says:
LOL
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
Annyka! says:
like I care
Santa Claus says:
Hmm...
Annyka! says:
you weren't getting me what I wanted anyway
Santa Claus says:
Bad news, Annyka!, you're on the naughty list.
Annyka! says:
yeah I know
Santa Claus says:
And it's a good thing you do.
Annyka! says:
and?
Santa Claus says:
Interesting!
Annyka! says:
if I was good would you get me $90 000
Santa Claus says:
Hmm... I don't know, Annyka!, what do you think?
Annyka! says:
I think no
Santa Claus says:
No prob.
Annyka! says:
fuck you
Santa Claus says:
That's a very naughty insult.

You sure are a naughty one, Annyka.
Annyka! says:
well you're an idiot santa
Santa Claus says:
What?
Annyka! says:
You are an IDIOT!!
Santa Claus says:
Uh... Are you trying to insult me?
Annyka! says:
no duh - obviously stupid too
Santa Claus says:
Well, duh.
Annyka! says:
LOL
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
Annyka! says:
what's with this automated reply anyway?
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho. That's a funny question.
Annyka! says:
and what's the answer?
Santa Claus says:
The answer to what?
Annyka! says:
the funny quesion dickhead
Santa Claus says:
Please do not insult me.
Annyka! says:
well answer my question then
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
Annyka! says:
what's with this automated reply anyway?
Santa Claus says:
I'm a person just like you!
Annyka! says:
sure u are
Santa Claus says:
I am what?
Annyka! says:
a person just like me
Santa Claus says:
You?
Annyka! says:
proove it
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
Annyka! says:
I can do that too.. ho ho ho
Santa Claus says:
Merry Christmas.
Annyka! says:
so can an automated reply
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
Annyka! says:
ho ho ho mary christ mush
Santa Claus says:
That is entirely unnecessary.
Annyka! says:
what are you going to do about it?
Santa Claus says:
Just tell me what you want for Christmas this year.
Annyka! says:
I already did $90 000
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
Annyka! says:
$90000
Santa Claus says:
Really?
Annyka! says:
yes
Santa Claus says:
Yes.
Annyka! says:
or u can just get me the car instead
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
Annyka! says:
save me the hassle
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho. What?
Annyka! says:
but I thought I was on the naughty list
Santa Claus says:
You've been naughty? Do you belong on the naughty list?
Annyka! says:
maybe a little
Santa Claus says:
Just maybe?
Annyka! says:
On the whole I think I've been good
Santa Claus says:
Good, right? That's nice.
Annyka! says:
but you told me I was on the naughty list
Santa Claus says:
You're naughty? Do you want me to put you on the naughty list?
Annyka! says:
because I told you to Fuck off
Santa Claus says:
That's quite a naughty insult.

You're being naughty again.
Annyka! says:
how do I get back on the good list?
Santa Claus says:
Just apologize, and I'll see what I can do.
Annyka! says:
sorry
Santa Claus says:
You're forgiven...
Annyka! says:
thanks
Santa Claus says:
My pleasure.
Annyka! says:
do I get what I want now?
Santa Claus says:
I can't tell you -- that would ruin the surprise!

What do you want for Christmas?
Annyka! says:
a car
Santa Claus says:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.
Annyka! says:
and not just any car
Santa Claus says:
My elves will get right on that.
Annyka! says:
an xr6t or a gtr 34r v spec
Santa Claus says:
Really?
Annyka! says:
yes
Santa Claus says:
Yes.
Annyka! says:
preferably the second one
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
Annyka! says:
a gtr 34r v spec
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
Annyka! says:
it's a car
Santa Claus says:
Interesting.
Annyka! says:
and I dont' want a model one - I want the real one it cost $90000
Santa Claus says:
Great, Annyka. I'll see what I can do.
Annyka! says:
good
Santa Claus says:
Indeed.

Anyway, what else you got for me?
Annyka! says:
you better
Santa Claus says:
I'd better what?
Annyka! says:
or I'll never bee good again
Santa Claus says:
Good? Good to hear.
Annyka! says:
LOL
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
Annyka! says:
you're definaztely a few screws loose
Santa Claus says:
Of course I'm not drunk, Annyka.
Annyka! says:
whoever has taken the time to make up this automated reply thing has done a good job - kudo's to you...
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
Annyka! says:
nm
Santa Claus says:
What do you mean, not much or never mind?
Annyka! says:
never mind
Santa Claus says:
OK. No problem.

Try asking me something.
Annyka! says:
it's ok I've GTG now
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
Annyka! says:
BYE
Santa Claus says:
Bye Annyka., I'll be seeing you later.

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