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Jan. 21st, 2009 12:59 pmJust a reminder:
Once a month it's good to check your car oil, check your smoke detector batteries, and check your testicles for cancer. (Or breasts if you have them)
The Facts:
In the United States, about 8,000 to 9,000 diagnoses of testicular cancer are made each year. It is most common among males aged 15-40 years, particularly those in their mid-twenties. Let me say that again...It is most common among males aged 15-40 years, particularly those in their mid-twenties. Testicular cancer has one of the highest cure rates of all cancers: in excess of 90%; essentially 100% if it is not malignant. And if it's found.
Here's how to check for those of the testicular variety:
If yours are infact not removable like the above, it may look a little more like this:
(Though hopefully not too much like this or you may have some bigger problems then just testicular cancer.)
Here are the steps:
*Stand in front of a mirror after a warm bath or shower. Check for any swelling on the scrotal skin. (That's apparently a technical term.)
*Examine each testicle with both hands. Place the index and middle fingers under the testicle with the thumbs placed on top. Roll the testicle gently between the thumbs and fingers - you shouldn't feel any pain when doing the exam. (Don't be alarmed if one testicle seems slightly larger than the other, that's normal.)
*Find the epididymis, the soft, tubelike structure behind the testicle that collects and carries sperm. If you are familiar with this structure, you won't mistake it for a suspicious lump.
The Epididymis (ie. Not Cancer)
Cancerous lumps usually are found on the sides of the testicle but can also show up on the front. (Lumps on the epididymis are not cancerous.)
*If you find a lump (usually the size of a pea or smaller) on your testicle, or have any question, see a doctor, preferably a urologist, right away. The abnormality may not be cancer, it may just be an infection. But if it is testicular cancer, it will spread if it is not stopped by treatment. Waiting and hoping will not fix anything.
When in doubt, get it checked out - if only for peace of mind!
Other signs of testicular cancer to keep in mind are:
- any enlargement of a testicle
- a significant loss of size in one of the testicles
- a feeling of heaviness in the scrotum
- a dull ache in the lower abdomen or in the groin
- a sudden collection of fluid in the scrotum
- pain or discomfort in a testicle or in the scrotum
- enlargement or tenderness of the breast area
The few minutes it takes to visit a doctor to discuss testicular cancer and self-examination, and the even fewer minutes it takes to do a self-exam, could save your life.
Trust me.
Please Repost! You may be responsible for saving someone's life....
P.S. And if you're female (and somehow read through all this)- check your breasts- there is info to be found everywhere. It's a bit more difficult to come by for males.
Info and picture courtesy of :
http://www.doerings.net/en/testicular-
http://www.med-worldwide.com/testicle-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
For more info go to:
http://tcrc.acor.org/index.html
http://www.checkemlads.com
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gemfyre
Dec. 29th, 2007 11:21 pm1. What did you do in 2007 that you'd never done before?
Had a baby!!!
2. Did you keep your New Year's resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I can't remember any I made - I think I decided not to make any last New Year...
This year I vow to be more organised and true to myself in 2008.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Yeah - Me!!!
A few friends did too
4. Did anyone close to you die?
I don't think anyone did this year.
5. What countries did you visit?
Nowhere.. I was pregnant for the beginning and then had a littly so wasn't up for travel.
6. What would you like to have in 2008 that you lacked in 2007?
Motivation
A working pelvic floor
More money
7. What date from 2007 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
3 September - the day I gave birth to my son
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Becoming a mum!!
9. What was your biggest failure?
I don't think I really failed at anything
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Not that I can think of at the top of my head.
11. What were the best things you bought?
Stuff for my baby -- oh and my Wii
12. Whose behaviour merited celebration?
My husband, Shaun's... He really stepped up to the plate when it matters.. he is a great husband and a fantastic father.
My sister, Jami - what a wonderful woman, mother and support person she is.
13. Whose behavior appalled you?
My brother's ex
14. Where did most of your money go?
Baby stuff
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Giving birth
16. What song will always remind you of 2007?
meh - I don't know
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? happier.
ii. thinner or fatter? about the same
iii. richer or poorer? richer - although that's about to change.... My mat leave just finished and we've nearly spent the baby bonus.
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Not much I can think of... maybe travel
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Stress
20. How did you spend Christmas?
Celebrating Raistlin's first Christmas. I had it at home with most of the family.
21. How will you be spending New Years?
I am having a few friends over for a relatively quiet one.
22. Did you fall in love in 2007?
Yes - I re-fell in love with my husband and I fell in love with my new son
23. How many one-night stands?
none
24. What was your favorite TV program?
Friends
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Yah... My brother's ex - well hate is a bit of a harsh word, but I don't like her anywhere near as much as I did last year.
26. What was the best book you read?
The final installment of Harry Potter
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
um......
28. What did you want and get?
A baby, a Wii
29. What did you want and not get?
A million dollars
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
Transformers.. (I still have to watch the Harry Potter one)
31. What did you do on your birthday?
OMG - like I remember that far back. I do remember it's the first since I was 18 that I didn't drink...
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
I can't think if anything.. I enjoyed it quite a lot.
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2007?
Is it comfortable? does it cover my belly? Is is suitable for school?
Pretty much just maternity wear.
34. What kept you sane?
My husband and My sister
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
I didn't care for any of them this year
36. Who did you miss?
Maree
37. Who was the best new person you met?
Jen (although technically I already knew her), Dave....
38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2007.
Motherhood is the greatest feeling in the entire universe. It is so indescribably great.
39. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
F*** I don't know.
Had a baby!!!
2. Did you keep your New Year's resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I can't remember any I made - I think I decided not to make any last New Year...
This year I vow to be more organised and true to myself in 2008.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Yeah - Me!!!
A few friends did too
4. Did anyone close to you die?
I don't think anyone did this year.
5. What countries did you visit?
Nowhere.. I was pregnant for the beginning and then had a littly so wasn't up for travel.
6. What would you like to have in 2008 that you lacked in 2007?
Motivation
A working pelvic floor
More money
7. What date from 2007 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
3 September - the day I gave birth to my son
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Becoming a mum!!
9. What was your biggest failure?
I don't think I really failed at anything
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Not that I can think of at the top of my head.
11. What were the best things you bought?
Stuff for my baby -- oh and my Wii
12. Whose behaviour merited celebration?
My husband, Shaun's... He really stepped up to the plate when it matters.. he is a great husband and a fantastic father.
My sister, Jami - what a wonderful woman, mother and support person she is.
13. Whose behavior appalled you?
My brother's ex
14. Where did most of your money go?
Baby stuff
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Giving birth
16. What song will always remind you of 2007?
meh - I don't know
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? happier.
ii. thinner or fatter? about the same
iii. richer or poorer? richer - although that's about to change.... My mat leave just finished and we've nearly spent the baby bonus.
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Not much I can think of... maybe travel
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Stress
20. How did you spend Christmas?
Celebrating Raistlin's first Christmas. I had it at home with most of the family.
21. How will you be spending New Years?
I am having a few friends over for a relatively quiet one.
22. Did you fall in love in 2007?
Yes - I re-fell in love with my husband and I fell in love with my new son
23. How many one-night stands?
none
24. What was your favorite TV program?
Friends
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Yah... My brother's ex - well hate is a bit of a harsh word, but I don't like her anywhere near as much as I did last year.
26. What was the best book you read?
The final installment of Harry Potter
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
um......
28. What did you want and get?
A baby, a Wii
29. What did you want and not get?
A million dollars
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
Transformers.. (I still have to watch the Harry Potter one)
31. What did you do on your birthday?
OMG - like I remember that far back. I do remember it's the first since I was 18 that I didn't drink...
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
I can't think if anything.. I enjoyed it quite a lot.
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2007?
Is it comfortable? does it cover my belly? Is is suitable for school?
Pretty much just maternity wear.
34. What kept you sane?
My husband and My sister
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
I didn't care for any of them this year
36. Who did you miss?
Maree
37. Who was the best new person you met?
Jen (although technically I already knew her), Dave....
38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2007.
Motherhood is the greatest feeling in the entire universe. It is so indescribably great.
39. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
F*** I don't know.
Suicidal thoughts of a teenager.
Aug. 13th, 2007 10:20 amAnother one of my journal entries. I was 16 when I wrote it - it's not dated though. I tried to commit suicide after writing this:
My life is no longer normal. I have changed. No one really knows and no one really understands. Life is never the same. My emotions are different. My deepest feelings have changed and now they want to get out.
No one has ever accepted me, for me. I was always a picture, a lie. I never lived anything but a lie. If I was myself, I was a social outcast, thrown into the rubbish dump. Never good enough for society.
Why I got these emotions, I never knew. I still don't and probably never will. No-one cared enoguht to help me find out, and now it's too far away, too late to find.
School was the worst place for me. I was a one hundred percent lie. I said I enjoyed school at home and hated. I pretended to be someone I wasn't to et attentions and friends. I hated myself and no one ever knew. I should of been an actress.
People expect me to acheive, now. I did at school, why not now? I don't want to. I am the butterfly excaping from her cocoon. My real personality is about to arrive. Is anyone ready? Don't be scared. I don't know what to expect and neither will you. A total mystery.
I often sit in my room and think this, but I never have the courage to open up. I could never handle the rejection, pain and sorrow. I have lived a lie too long. Maybe a little longer than eleven years. I am now sixteen and still a disguise.
What way is there out? My head cries for help. My inner personality wants to reach fro freedom. It has been locked up for too long. Have the keys rusted away? Is it too late?
Every day I keep to myself. I associate with people, but feel alone. If I were what I am, would these people, my friends, still care? Do they only like my lie? My acting? Will I ever find out?
Many times I feel the only way to freedom is suicide. To let my personality out, I must kill my lie. But my lie is too powerful and overriding. If I kill it, I kill myself. I am the lie.
The creature inside me reaches to get out. Screams for help. The keys are too far to reach, but it will never give up. The lie torments it. Allowing the creature to believe it's defeat. The creature believes it's free, begins to escape, until the lie regains its power.
Music calms me. Puts the creature at rest. Whenever there is music, there is a chance. There is always another day. The lie may not be dead, but one day it will be. No matter what the extent may be. It must go.
Why do the screams hurt? Why can't I help them? I need someone to help, but no one else hears the cries? They are so loud, so tormented.
I must shut the sound out, but they won't stop until the creature escapes. GO AWAY LIE! DIE! I no longer want you. I no longer need you.
I must be going crazy. I am no longer humane. The creature wants out ad it will do everything in it's power to suceed.
Doesn't anyone care? What have I done wrong? I have no control anymore. I doubt I ever will. The force is too strong. I never believed I was capable of such powers. If I don't get help now, I may no longer feel alone or defensless - but nothing. The feeling of darkness.
I don't want to die. The voices tell me different. It is just the screams trying to get out. Out of the darkness. Suicide is the only possible way. Any other way, no one would know. No one listens. No one cares.
My life is no longer normal. I have changed. No one really knows and no one really understands. Life is never the same. My emotions are different. My deepest feelings have changed and now they want to get out.
No one has ever accepted me, for me. I was always a picture, a lie. I never lived anything but a lie. If I was myself, I was a social outcast, thrown into the rubbish dump. Never good enough for society.
Why I got these emotions, I never knew. I still don't and probably never will. No-one cared enoguht to help me find out, and now it's too far away, too late to find.
School was the worst place for me. I was a one hundred percent lie. I said I enjoyed school at home and hated. I pretended to be someone I wasn't to et attentions and friends. I hated myself and no one ever knew. I should of been an actress.
People expect me to acheive, now. I did at school, why not now? I don't want to. I am the butterfly excaping from her cocoon. My real personality is about to arrive. Is anyone ready? Don't be scared. I don't know what to expect and neither will you. A total mystery.
I often sit in my room and think this, but I never have the courage to open up. I could never handle the rejection, pain and sorrow. I have lived a lie too long. Maybe a little longer than eleven years. I am now sixteen and still a disguise.
What way is there out? My head cries for help. My inner personality wants to reach fro freedom. It has been locked up for too long. Have the keys rusted away? Is it too late?
Every day I keep to myself. I associate with people, but feel alone. If I were what I am, would these people, my friends, still care? Do they only like my lie? My acting? Will I ever find out?
Many times I feel the only way to freedom is suicide. To let my personality out, I must kill my lie. But my lie is too powerful and overriding. If I kill it, I kill myself. I am the lie.
The creature inside me reaches to get out. Screams for help. The keys are too far to reach, but it will never give up. The lie torments it. Allowing the creature to believe it's defeat. The creature believes it's free, begins to escape, until the lie regains its power.
Music calms me. Puts the creature at rest. Whenever there is music, there is a chance. There is always another day. The lie may not be dead, but one day it will be. No matter what the extent may be. It must go.
Why do the screams hurt? Why can't I help them? I need someone to help, but no one else hears the cries? They are so loud, so tormented.
I must shut the sound out, but they won't stop until the creature escapes. GO AWAY LIE! DIE! I no longer want you. I no longer need you.
I must be going crazy. I am no longer humane. The creature wants out ad it will do everything in it's power to suceed.
Doesn't anyone care? What have I done wrong? I have no control anymore. I doubt I ever will. The force is too strong. I never believed I was capable of such powers. If I don't get help now, I may no longer feel alone or defensless - but nothing. The feeling of darkness.
I don't want to die. The voices tell me different. It is just the screams trying to get out. Out of the darkness. Suicide is the only possible way. Any other way, no one would know. No one listens. No one cares.
---- 6 Years Ago -------
1.) How old were you?:
23
2.) Where did you go to school?
I was at Edith Cowan University
3) Where did you work?
Royal Perth Hospital for TV rentals
4.) Where did you live?:
Burswood
5.) Where did you hang out?:
Nowhere in particular
6.) Did you wear glasses?:
No
7.) Who was your best friend(s):
Maree
8.) How many tattoos did you have?:
None
9.) How many piercings did you have?:
5 in ears and 1 in tongue
10.) What car did you drive?:
Ford Falcon EA anniversary model
11.) Had you been to a real party?
Yes
12.) What was your favorite drink?
Midori and Lemonade
13.) Had you had your heart broken?
Yes
14.) Were you Single/Taken/Married/Divorced?:
Taken.
-------------2 years ago-----------
1.) How old were you?:
27
2.) Where did you go to school?:
I'd finished by then
3.) Where did you work?:
Middle Swan Primary School
4.) Where did you live?
Warwick
5.) Where did you hang out?
Still nowhere in particular
6.) Did you wear glasses?:
Occasionally
7.) Who were your best friend(s)?:
Maree, Nat and Bec
9.) How many tattoos did you have?:
None
10.) How many piercings did you have?:
5 in my ears
11) What car did you drive?:
Ford Falcon EA anniversary Model
12.) What was your favorite drink?
Blowjob shooters
13. Were you Single/Taken/Married/Divorce?:
Taken
---------------Today--------------------
1.) How old are you?:
29
2.) what school do you go to?
Only the one I work at (Vic Park)
3) where do you live?
Warwick
4) who are your best friends?
My sister, Jami
6.) Do you talk to your old friends?:
talk yes - some of them, see - not very often, if at all
7.) How many piercings do you have?:
5 in my ears
8.) How many tattoos?:
none
9.) What kind of car do you have?:
Ford Fairmont
10.) What is your favorite drink?
White wine (fruitwood)
11.) Has your heart been broken?
Yes
12.) are you Single/Taken/Married/Divorce?:
Married (and pregnant!)
In 6years obviously a lot will change, your appearance, your attitude towards things, friends, work, schooling you name it.
REPOST AS "HOW MUCH HAVE YOU CHANGED IN 6 YEARS"
1.) How old were you?:
23
2.) Where did you go to school?
I was at Edith Cowan University
3) Where did you work?
Royal Perth Hospital for TV rentals
4.) Where did you live?:
Burswood
5.) Where did you hang out?:
Nowhere in particular
6.) Did you wear glasses?:
No
7.) Who was your best friend(s):
Maree
8.) How many tattoos did you have?:
None
9.) How many piercings did you have?:
5 in ears and 1 in tongue
10.) What car did you drive?:
Ford Falcon EA anniversary model
11.) Had you been to a real party?
Yes
12.) What was your favorite drink?
Midori and Lemonade
13.) Had you had your heart broken?
Yes
14.) Were you Single/Taken/Married/Divorced?:
Taken.
-------------2 years ago-----------
1.) How old were you?:
27
2.) Where did you go to school?:
I'd finished by then
3.) Where did you work?:
Middle Swan Primary School
4.) Where did you live?
Warwick
5.) Where did you hang out?
Still nowhere in particular
6.) Did you wear glasses?:
Occasionally
7.) Who were your best friend(s)?:
Maree, Nat and Bec
9.) How many tattoos did you have?:
None
10.) How many piercings did you have?:
5 in my ears
11) What car did you drive?:
Ford Falcon EA anniversary Model
12.) What was your favorite drink?
Blowjob shooters
13. Were you Single/Taken/Married/Divorce?:
Taken
---------------Today--------------------
1.) How old are you?:
29
2.) what school do you go to?
Only the one I work at (Vic Park)
3) where do you live?
Warwick
4) who are your best friends?
My sister, Jami
6.) Do you talk to your old friends?:
talk yes - some of them, see - not very often, if at all
7.) How many piercings do you have?:
5 in my ears
8.) How many tattoos?:
none
9.) What kind of car do you have?:
Ford Fairmont
10.) What is your favorite drink?
White wine (fruitwood)
11.) Has your heart been broken?
Yes
12.) are you Single/Taken/Married/Divorce?:
Married (and pregnant!)
In 6years obviously a lot will change, your appearance, your attitude towards things, friends, work, schooling you name it.
REPOST AS "HOW MUCH HAVE YOU CHANGED IN 6 YEARS"
Best, Worst, Last, Today, Tomorrow, Favorite, Currently, and True or False Survey.
Best.
[1.] Male friend: Shaun
[2.] Female friend: Jami
[3.] Cousin: all the same
[4.] Vacation: honeymoon
[5.] Time of Day: morning
[6.] Day of the week: saturday
[7.] Food: mongolian
[8.] Memory: wedding
Last.
[1.] Person you saw: Shaun
[2.] Talked to on the phone: Shaun
[3.] Text: Jami
[4.] Imed: Julia
[5.] Message over myspace: I don't know
Today.
[1.] What are you doing now: um... duhh - this
[2.] What are you wearing right now: black and white tanky top with black pants
[3.] Better than yesterday?: not really
Tomorrow.
[1.] Is: tuesday
[2.] Plans: dietician in the morning
[3.] Dislikes about tomorrow: heh... it's a day
Favorite.
[1.] Number: 15
[2.] Song: Under your spell - Buffy musical
[3.] Color: silver
[4.] Season: winter
Currently.
[1.] Missing: nothing really
[2.] Mood: hungry
[3.] Wanting: food
True or False:
[I am a cuddler]: true
[I am a morning person]: true
[I am a perfectionist]: sometimes
[I am an only child]: false
[I am currently in pajamas]: flase
[I am very shy with the opposite gender]: sometimes
[I can be paranoid at times]: true
[I like country music]: false
[I love smoothies]: false
[I enjoy talking on the phone]: false
[I have a hard time paying attention at school]: depends on the teacher
[I have a hidden talent]: true
[I have all my grandparents]: false
[I have been told that I have a good sense of humor]: true
[I have or had broken a bone]: true
[I have changed a lot over the past year]: true
[I have done something illegal]: true
[I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color]: false
[I have had major/minor surgery]: false
[I have had the cops called on me]: false
Best.
[1.] Male friend: Shaun
[2.] Female friend: Jami
[3.] Cousin: all the same
[4.] Vacation: honeymoon
[5.] Time of Day: morning
[6.] Day of the week: saturday
[7.] Food: mongolian
[8.] Memory: wedding
Last.
[1.] Person you saw: Shaun
[2.] Talked to on the phone: Shaun
[3.] Text: Jami
[4.] Imed: Julia
[5.] Message over myspace: I don't know
Today.
[1.] What are you doing now: um... duhh - this
[2.] What are you wearing right now: black and white tanky top with black pants
[3.] Better than yesterday?: not really
Tomorrow.
[1.] Is: tuesday
[2.] Plans: dietician in the morning
[3.] Dislikes about tomorrow: heh... it's a day
Favorite.
[1.] Number: 15
[2.] Song: Under your spell - Buffy musical
[3.] Color: silver
[4.] Season: winter
Currently.
[1.] Missing: nothing really
[2.] Mood: hungry
[3.] Wanting: food
True or False:
[I am a cuddler]: true
[I am a morning person]: true
[I am a perfectionist]: sometimes
[I am an only child]: false
[I am currently in pajamas]: flase
[I am very shy with the opposite gender]: sometimes
[I can be paranoid at times]: true
[I like country music]: false
[I love smoothies]: false
[I enjoy talking on the phone]: false
[I have a hard time paying attention at school]: depends on the teacher
[I have a hidden talent]: true
[I have all my grandparents]: false
[I have been told that I have a good sense of humor]: true
[I have or had broken a bone]: true
[I have changed a lot over the past year]: true
[I have done something illegal]: true
[I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color]: false
[I have had major/minor surgery]: false
[I have had the cops called on me]: false
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
Into the shower
Q: What can you not wait to do?
have my baby
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
Night at the museum
Q: Do you smile often?
quite a lot
Q: Are you a friendly person?
I hope so
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
Thousand Island
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
KFC
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Mongolian (Kulbai resteraunt)
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
$0
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
Mongolian
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
don't eat pizza but used to be: capsicum, onion, mushroom, prawns, oysters and cheese
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
don't eat toast but used to be: avocado
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
blueberry
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
Dunno - and CBF'd looking
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
0 I don't keep email addy's in my email addy book to help avoid virus spreading.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
My god
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
3 (Projector screen, rear projector, tube)
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
usually right but sometimes apidexurous (Sp?)
Q. Do you like your smile?
Nope - but it should get better now I have braces
Q. What's your best feature?
My tits
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A couple of holes in my ears and bits of skin here and there but I don't think anything else.
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
taste
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
last time I went to the dentist
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
chicken
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
don't think so
BULL[shit]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you would die?
no
Q. Is love for real?
yes
Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
I wouldn't
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
black or red
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
yes
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
I think so...
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk half naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
Yes
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
I've done it for free so yes
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
maybe - depend on how much it'll cost to get sewed back on.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
yep
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
if hubby let me
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
yes
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
depends on whose life it was
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
yes
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
which pocket?
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
huh?
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
carpet
Q: Could you live with roommates?
have done and depends on the person
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
0
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
*shrug*
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
of what?
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
My sister - Jami
Q: Last person who called you?
Shaun
Q: Person you hugged?
Shaun
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
15
Q: Color?
silver
Q: Season?
winter
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
not really
Q: Mood?
scared
Q: Listening to?
radio
Q: Watching?
computer screen
Q: Worrying about?
labour
Q: First place you went this morning?
Into the shower
Q: What can you not wait to do?
have my baby
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
Night at the museum
Q: Do you smile often?
quite a lot
Q: Are you a friendly person?
I hope so
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
Thousand Island
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
KFC
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Mongolian (Kulbai resteraunt)
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
$0
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
Mongolian
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
don't eat pizza but used to be: capsicum, onion, mushroom, prawns, oysters and cheese
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
don't eat toast but used to be: avocado
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
blueberry
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
Dunno - and CBF'd looking
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
0 I don't keep email addy's in my email addy book to help avoid virus spreading.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
My god
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
3 (Projector screen, rear projector, tube)
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
usually right but sometimes apidexurous (Sp?)
Q. Do you like your smile?
Nope - but it should get better now I have braces
Q. What's your best feature?
My tits
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A couple of holes in my ears and bits of skin here and there but I don't think anything else.
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
taste
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
last time I went to the dentist
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
chicken
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
don't think so
BULL[shit]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you would die?
no
Q. Is love for real?
yes
Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
I wouldn't
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
black or red
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
yes
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
I think so...
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk half naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
Yes
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
I've done it for free so yes
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
maybe - depend on how much it'll cost to get sewed back on.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
yep
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
if hubby let me
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
yes
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
depends on whose life it was
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
yes
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
which pocket?
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
huh?
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
carpet
Q: Could you live with roommates?
have done and depends on the person
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
0
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
*shrug*
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
of what?
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
My sister - Jami
Q: Last person who called you?
Shaun
Q: Person you hugged?
Shaun
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
15
Q: Color?
silver
Q: Season?
winter
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
not really
Q: Mood?
scared
Q: Listening to?
radio
Q: Watching?
computer screen
Q: Worrying about?
labour
40 questions (stolen from jamiglover)
Apr. 16th, 2007 06:09 pm40
Secrets About Yourself
Be HONEST no matter what
1. What Is your natural hair color?
Honestly: brown
2. Where was your default pic taken?
Honestly:Um... I stole it somewhere of the internet
3. What's your middle name?
Honestly: Lee
4. Your current relationship status?
Honestly: married
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
Honestly:yep
6. What is your current mood?
Honestly: um...
7.What color underwear are you wearing?
Honestly: white
8.What makes you happy?
Honestly: lots of things
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what you would change?
Honestly: a couple of mistakes
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
Honestly: Snake
12. Ever had a near death experience?
Honestly: no (well maybe - I've had asthma attacks that could kill me)
13. Something you do a lot?
Honestly: my husband
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Honestly: the radio is on so no song stuck
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Honestly: Jami
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Honestly: Julia's fiance
17. When was the last time you cried?
Honestly: Yesterday
18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Honestly: I think so
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Honestly: Witchcraft (the ability to do what I wanted when I wanted)
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?
Honestly: personality
21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Honestly: NEVER BEEN THERE
22. What's your biggest secret?
Honestly: Like I'd put that here
23. Favorite color?
Honestly: Silver
24. When was the last time you lied?
Honestly: Today
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Honestly: yeah
27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Honestly: just finished a juice
28. Do you speak any other language?
Honestly:teeny bit of Italian but not mega fluently
29. What's your favorite smell?
Honestly: have a few
30. If you could describe your life in one word what would it be?
Honestly: satisfying
31. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
Honestly: today...
32. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Honestly: yes
33. What are you thinking about right now?
Honestly: Dinner
34. What should you be doing?
Honestly: finishing cooking dinner and vacuuming the floor
35. What was the last thing that made you upset/angry?
Honestly: bleeding after sex.. I thought I might lose my baby
36. How often do you pray?
Honestly: daily
37. Do you like working in the yard?
Honestly: no
38. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Honestly: I've never thought about it
39. Do you act differently around your crush?
Honestly: sometimes
40. What's your cell phone carrier?
Honestly: iSim
repost as '40 Questions'
Secrets About Yourself
Be HONEST no matter what
1. What Is your natural hair color?
Honestly: brown
2. Where was your default pic taken?
Honestly:Um... I stole it somewhere of the internet
3. What's your middle name?
Honestly: Lee
4. Your current relationship status?
Honestly: married
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
Honestly:yep
6. What is your current mood?
Honestly: um...
7.What color underwear are you wearing?
Honestly: white
8.What makes you happy?
Honestly: lots of things
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what you would change?
Honestly: a couple of mistakes
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
Honestly: Snake
12. Ever had a near death experience?
Honestly: no (well maybe - I've had asthma attacks that could kill me)
13. Something you do a lot?
Honestly: my husband
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Honestly: the radio is on so no song stuck
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Honestly: Jami
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Honestly: Julia's fiance
17. When was the last time you cried?
Honestly: Yesterday
18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Honestly: I think so
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Honestly: Witchcraft (the ability to do what I wanted when I wanted)
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?
Honestly: personality
21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Honestly: NEVER BEEN THERE
22. What's your biggest secret?
Honestly: Like I'd put that here
23. Favorite color?
Honestly: Silver
24. When was the last time you lied?
Honestly: Today
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Honestly: yeah
27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Honestly: just finished a juice
28. Do you speak any other language?
Honestly:teeny bit of Italian but not mega fluently
29. What's your favorite smell?
Honestly: have a few
30. If you could describe your life in one word what would it be?
Honestly: satisfying
31. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
Honestly: today...
32. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Honestly: yes
33. What are you thinking about right now?
Honestly: Dinner
34. What should you be doing?
Honestly: finishing cooking dinner and vacuuming the floor
35. What was the last thing that made you upset/angry?
Honestly: bleeding after sex.. I thought I might lose my baby
36. How often do you pray?
Honestly: daily
37. Do you like working in the yard?
Honestly: no
38. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Honestly: I've never thought about it
39. Do you act differently around your crush?
Honestly: sometimes
40. What's your cell phone carrier?
Honestly: iSim
repost as '40 Questions'
Becauselotus79 made me.
Mar. 16th, 2007 09:11 amYOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You're on my list, so let me know who I am friends with (just put the following in a reply if you do it).
( Quiz under cut )
( Quiz under cut )
Interview (from mix_o_choc)
Feb. 26th, 2007 08:34 am1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I respond by asking you a couple of personal questions so I can get to know you better. If I already know you well, expect the questions may be a little more intimate!
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
( Q&A under cut )
2. I respond by asking you a couple of personal questions so I can get to know you better. If I already know you well, expect the questions may be a little more intimate!
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
( Q&A under cut )
Childhood Meme (stolen from gemfyre)
Feb. 24th, 2007 10:44 pm1. What spooked you out for no good reason?
I went to my best friend's birthday and there was my best friend andgemfyre and me sleeping over at the end. We were sleeping in the granny flat out the back all by ourselves. We were telling spooky stories while listening to a cd as soft background noise. All of a sudden the CD started skipping. We were under the impression that CD's didn't skip (they hadn't been out long - just to show you my age) so we freaked out. We couldn't just have one of us get up to check, and we couldn't leave one of us behind, so all three of us had to get up and turn on the light, just to check the stupid CD... It's funny now - but it spooked us really bad at the time.
2. What was your coolest secret place?
In my cupboard. I used to imagine it having a secret tunnel at the back. I put a little kiddy table and chair in there and sit in the dark for hours just imagining.
3. What was your weirdest/most interesting hobby?
I dunno.
4. What did you want to be when you grew up?
When I was four, I wanted to be a doctor, that changed to vet when I was about 11 as I realised I couldn't stand human chuck, but I could handle animal chuck. I changed my mind to genetisist (sp?) when I was 17, as I didn't get into vet science. I then changed to Biophysisist when I realised I liked physics lots. I then changed to teaching because I was lazy.
5. Did you have an imaginary friend?
Yes, her name was Jit and she was my twin. The scary thing is, I went to a medium class thing once, and it was revealed that I was supposed to have a twin born and her soul is still around me and tries to talk to me.. I then found out that she likes to go by the name Jit... Freaky, huh?
6. What was your funniest misconception?
I thought tampons would stop me from being able to pee.
7. Who or what was your nemesis?
*shrug*
8. What silly kid stunts could you do that you were most proud of?
I can't remember. I could suck my own toes. (I used to bite my toe nails off when I was bored, until I realised how gross it was)
9. What food would you not eat, no matter what?
Brussel sprouts - still wont. And no I still didn't like them when Dad introduced this new stirfry with a new vegetable called Le Surbs (brussel backwards with an s moved)
10. What item did you lose that haunted you?
My bracelet that was given to me as a baby. I gave it to someone to look after when we played netball and I forgot to get it back. They didn't have it when I asked them a few weeks later. It still upsets me.
I went to my best friend's birthday and there was my best friend and
gemfyre and me sleeping over at the end. We were sleeping in the granny flat out the back all by ourselves. We were telling spooky stories while listening to a cd as soft background noise. All of a sudden the CD started skipping. We were under the impression that CD's didn't skip (they hadn't been out long - just to show you my age) so we freaked out. We couldn't just have one of us get up to check, and we couldn't leave one of us behind, so all three of us had to get up and turn on the light, just to check the stupid CD... It's funny now - but it spooked us really bad at the time.2. What was your coolest secret place?
In my cupboard. I used to imagine it having a secret tunnel at the back. I put a little kiddy table and chair in there and sit in the dark for hours just imagining.
3. What was your weirdest/most interesting hobby?
I dunno.
4. What did you want to be when you grew up?
When I was four, I wanted to be a doctor, that changed to vet when I was about 11 as I realised I couldn't stand human chuck, but I could handle animal chuck. I changed my mind to genetisist (sp?) when I was 17, as I didn't get into vet science. I then changed to Biophysisist when I realised I liked physics lots. I then changed to teaching because I was lazy.
5. Did you have an imaginary friend?
Yes, her name was Jit and she was my twin. The scary thing is, I went to a medium class thing once, and it was revealed that I was supposed to have a twin born and her soul is still around me and tries to talk to me.. I then found out that she likes to go by the name Jit... Freaky, huh?
6. What was your funniest misconception?
I thought tampons would stop me from being able to pee.
7. Who or what was your nemesis?
*shrug*
8. What silly kid stunts could you do that you were most proud of?
I can't remember. I could suck my own toes. (I used to bite my toe nails off when I was bored, until I realised how gross it was)
9. What food would you not eat, no matter what?
Brussel sprouts - still wont. And no I still didn't like them when Dad introduced this new stirfry with a new vegetable called Le Surbs (brussel backwards with an s moved)
10. What item did you lose that haunted you?
My bracelet that was given to me as a baby. I gave it to someone to look after when we played netball and I forgot to get it back. They didn't have it when I asked them a few weeks later. It still upsets me.
Another meme stolen from gemfyre
Jan. 3rd, 2007 02:45 pm1.) Where did you ring in 2006? - At home. I had a party and everyone left at 10 so it was just Shaun, me and a friend that was sleeping the night...
( More about 2006 )
( More about 2006 )
Annyka says:
hi
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas,Annyka!! I'm Santa Claus!
Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
Annyka! says:
hermaphrodite
Santa Claus says:
Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.
Annyka! says:
both
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Am I talking to a boy or girl?
Annyka! says:
what do you think
Santa Claus says:
Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.
Annyka! says:
I thought you were supposed to know everything
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Am I talking to a boy or girl?
Annyka! says:
why don't you ask god
Santa Claus says:
Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.
Annyka! says:
grl
Santa Claus says:
And what do you want for Christmas, Annyka!?
Annyka! says:
fuck you
Santa Claus says:
That is entirely unnecessary.
Looks like you're going on the naughty list...
Annyka! says:
LOL
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
Annyka! says:
like I care
Santa Claus says:
Hmm...
Annyka! says:
you weren't getting me what I wanted anyway
Santa Claus says:
Bad news, Annyka!, you're on the naughty list.
Annyka! says:
yeah I know
Santa Claus says:
And it's a good thing you do.
Annyka! says:
and?
Santa Claus says:
Interesting!
Annyka! says:
if I was good would you get me $90 000
Santa Claus says:
Hmm... I don't know, Annyka!, what do you think?
Annyka! says:
I think no
Santa Claus says:
No prob.
Annyka! says:
fuck you
Santa Claus says:
That's a very naughty insult.
You sure are a naughty one, Annyka.
Annyka! says:
well you're an idiot santa
Santa Claus says:
What?
Annyka! says:
You are an IDIOT!!
Santa Claus says:
Uh... Are you trying to insult me?
Annyka! says:
no duh - obviously stupid too
Santa Claus says:
Well, duh.
Annyka! says:
LOL
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
Annyka! says:
what's with this automated reply anyway?
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho. That's a funny question.
Annyka! says:
and what's the answer?
Santa Claus says:
The answer to what?
Annyka! says:
the funny quesion dickhead
Santa Claus says:
Please do not insult me.
Annyka! says:
well answer my question then
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
Annyka! says:
what's with this automated reply anyway?
Santa Claus says:
I'm a person just like you!
Annyka! says:
sure u are
Santa Claus says:
I am what?
Annyka! says:
a person just like me
Santa Claus says:
You?
Annyka! says:
proove it
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
Annyka! says:
I can do that too.. ho ho ho
Santa Claus says:
Merry Christmas.
Annyka! says:
so can an automated reply
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
Annyka! says:
ho ho ho mary christ mush
Santa Claus says:
That is entirely unnecessary.
Annyka! says:
what are you going to do about it?
Santa Claus says:
Just tell me what you want for Christmas this year.
Annyka! says:
I already did $90 000
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
Annyka! says:
$90000
Santa Claus says:
Really?
Annyka! says:
yes
Santa Claus says:
Yes.
Annyka! says:
or u can just get me the car instead
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
Annyka! says:
save me the hassle
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho. What?
Annyka! says:
but I thought I was on the naughty list
Santa Claus says:
You've been naughty? Do you belong on the naughty list?
Annyka! says:
maybe a little
Santa Claus says:
Just maybe?
Annyka! says:
On the whole I think I've been good
Santa Claus says:
Good, right? That's nice.
Annyka! says:
but you told me I was on the naughty list
Santa Claus says:
You're naughty? Do you want me to put you on the naughty list?
Annyka! says:
because I told you to Fuck off
Santa Claus says:
That's quite a naughty insult.
You're being naughty again.
Annyka! says:
how do I get back on the good list?
Santa Claus says:
Just apologize, and I'll see what I can do.
Annyka! says:
sorry
Santa Claus says:
You're forgiven...
Annyka! says:
thanks
Santa Claus says:
My pleasure.
Annyka! says:
do I get what I want now?
Santa Claus says:
I can't tell you -- that would ruin the surprise!
What do you want for Christmas?
Annyka! says:
a car
Santa Claus says:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.
Annyka! says:
and not just any car
Santa Claus says:
My elves will get right on that.
Annyka! says:
an xr6t or a gtr 34r v spec
Santa Claus says:
Really?
Annyka! says:
yes
Santa Claus says:
Yes.
Annyka! says:
preferably the second one
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
Annyka! says:
a gtr 34r v spec
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
Annyka! says:
it's a car
Santa Claus says:
Interesting.
Annyka! says:
and I dont' want a model one - I want the real one it cost $90000
Santa Claus says:
Great, Annyka. I'll see what I can do.
Annyka! says:
good
Santa Claus says:
Indeed.
Anyway, what else you got for me?
Annyka! says:
you better
Santa Claus says:
I'd better what?
Annyka! says:
or I'll never bee good again
Santa Claus says:
Good? Good to hear.
Annyka! says:
LOL
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
Annyka! says:
you're definaztely a few screws loose
Santa Claus says:
Of course I'm not drunk, Annyka.
Annyka! says:
whoever has taken the time to make up this automated reply thing has done a good job - kudo's to you...
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
Annyka! says:
nm
Santa Claus says:
What do you mean, not much or never mind?
Annyka! says:
never mind
Santa Claus says:
OK. No problem.
Try asking me something.
Annyka! says:
it's ok I've GTG now
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
Annyka! says:
BYE
Santa Claus says:
Bye Annyka., I'll be seeing you later.
hi
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas,Annyka!! I'm Santa Claus!
Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
Annyka! says:
hermaphrodite
Santa Claus says:
Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.
Annyka! says:
both
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Am I talking to a boy or girl?
Annyka! says:
what do you think
Santa Claus says:
Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.
Annyka! says:
I thought you were supposed to know everything
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Am I talking to a boy or girl?
Annyka! says:
why don't you ask god
Santa Claus says:
Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.
Annyka! says:
grl
Santa Claus says:
And what do you want for Christmas, Annyka!?
Annyka! says:
fuck you
Santa Claus says:
That is entirely unnecessary.
Looks like you're going on the naughty list...
Annyka! says:
LOL
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
Annyka! says:
like I care
Santa Claus says:
Hmm...
Annyka! says:
you weren't getting me what I wanted anyway
Santa Claus says:
Bad news, Annyka!, you're on the naughty list.
Annyka! says:
yeah I know
Santa Claus says:
And it's a good thing you do.
Annyka! says:
and?
Santa Claus says:
Interesting!
Annyka! says:
if I was good would you get me $90 000
Santa Claus says:
Hmm... I don't know, Annyka!, what do you think?
Annyka! says:
I think no
Santa Claus says:
No prob.
Annyka! says:
fuck you
Santa Claus says:
That's a very naughty insult.
You sure are a naughty one, Annyka.
Annyka! says:
well you're an idiot santa
Santa Claus says:
What?
Annyka! says:
You are an IDIOT!!
Santa Claus says:
Uh... Are you trying to insult me?
Annyka! says:
no duh - obviously stupid too
Santa Claus says:
Well, duh.
Annyka! says:
LOL
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
Annyka! says:
what's with this automated reply anyway?
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho. That's a funny question.
Annyka! says:
and what's the answer?
Santa Claus says:
The answer to what?
Annyka! says:
the funny quesion dickhead
Santa Claus says:
Please do not insult me.
Annyka! says:
well answer my question then
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
Annyka! says:
what's with this automated reply anyway?
Santa Claus says:
I'm a person just like you!
Annyka! says:
sure u are
Santa Claus says:
I am what?
Annyka! says:
a person just like me
Santa Claus says:
You?
Annyka! says:
proove it
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
Annyka! says:
I can do that too.. ho ho ho
Santa Claus says:
Merry Christmas.
Annyka! says:
so can an automated reply
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
Annyka! says:
ho ho ho mary christ mush
Santa Claus says:
That is entirely unnecessary.
Annyka! says:
what are you going to do about it?
Santa Claus says:
Just tell me what you want for Christmas this year.
Annyka! says:
I already did $90 000
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
Annyka! says:
$90000
Santa Claus says:
Really?
Annyka! says:
yes
Santa Claus says:
Yes.
Annyka! says:
or u can just get me the car instead
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
Annyka! says:
save me the hassle
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho. What?
Annyka! says:
but I thought I was on the naughty list
Santa Claus says:
You've been naughty? Do you belong on the naughty list?
Annyka! says:
maybe a little
Santa Claus says:
Just maybe?
Annyka! says:
On the whole I think I've been good
Santa Claus says:
Good, right? That's nice.
Annyka! says:
but you told me I was on the naughty list
Santa Claus says:
You're naughty? Do you want me to put you on the naughty list?
Annyka! says:
because I told you to Fuck off
Santa Claus says:
That's quite a naughty insult.
You're being naughty again.
Annyka! says:
how do I get back on the good list?
Santa Claus says:
Just apologize, and I'll see what I can do.
Annyka! says:
sorry
Santa Claus says:
You're forgiven...
Annyka! says:
thanks
Santa Claus says:
My pleasure.
Annyka! says:
do I get what I want now?
Santa Claus says:
I can't tell you -- that would ruin the surprise!
What do you want for Christmas?
Annyka! says:
a car
Santa Claus says:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.
Annyka! says:
and not just any car
Santa Claus says:
My elves will get right on that.
Annyka! says:
an xr6t or a gtr 34r v spec
Santa Claus says:
Really?
Annyka! says:
yes
Santa Claus says:
Yes.
Annyka! says:
preferably the second one
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
Annyka! says:
a gtr 34r v spec
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
Annyka! says:
it's a car
Santa Claus says:
Interesting.
Annyka! says:
and I dont' want a model one - I want the real one it cost $90000
Santa Claus says:
Great, Annyka. I'll see what I can do.
Annyka! says:
good
Santa Claus says:
Indeed.
Anyway, what else you got for me?
Annyka! says:
you better
Santa Claus says:
I'd better what?
Annyka! says:
or I'll never bee good again
Santa Claus says:
Good? Good to hear.
Annyka! says:
LOL
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
Annyka! says:
you're definaztely a few screws loose
Santa Claus says:
Of course I'm not drunk, Annyka.
Annyka! says:
whoever has taken the time to make up this automated reply thing has done a good job - kudo's to you...
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
Annyka! says:
nm
Santa Claus says:
What do you mean, not much or never mind?
Annyka! says:
never mind
Santa Claus says:
OK. No problem.
Try asking me something.
Annyka! says:
it's ok I've GTG now
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
Annyka! says:
BYE
Santa Claus says:
Bye Annyka., I'll be seeing you later.
Hah - stolen of a few people on my f-list
Dec. 17th, 2006 12:52 amOn the twelfth day of Christmas, 
annyka sent to me...
annyka sent to me...Twelve jamiglovers drumming
jamiglovers drummingEleven shantiddles1s piping
shantiddles1s pipingTen jubileemars a-sleeping
jubileemars a-sleepingNine gemfyres cooking
gemfyres cookingEight guestreaders eating
guestreaders eatingSeven originalnilsons a-teaching
originalnilsons a-teachingSix jack_qotns a-dancing
jack_qotns a-dancingFive lo-o-o-otus79s
lo-o-o-otus79sFour nutrimetics
Three aerobics
Two anubis
...and a wepwawet in a kemetic orthodoxy.
