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Your Life In Prison by marshamellow
First Name
Age
Your crime is that you	Parked in the Handicap Space
Your sentence is	Electricution
Your jail name is	Mother Fucker
Your cell mate is	Martha Stewart
He/She secretly	Cleans the toilet with ur toothbrush
You	You know this, and LIKE it!
Everyone thinks you're	an ASS
Number of times you get raped is	60,346
Your secret is	You didn't do the crime it was your evil twin